Sohail Mirza, standing in for Peter.

Can’t read this? Well send me money to learn how to!

Can’t read English but really want to learn how to? Well, just read this email that happens to be in English and you’ll soon be on your way!

Brought to you by Spam-VisionTM:

Learn to speak English today for Just Rs.315/-
With – English ESSENTIALS – 2CD Set

Why should you learn English?
* Earn more money
* Get a better job
* Go to college
* Help your children with their school work
* Participate more fully in your community

English ESSENTIALS will improve your vocabulary, grammar and conversation
English ESSENTIALS is the most effective way to learn English

This 2 CDROM Set is Designed by leading university, language experts, its
an innovative instructional program proven to teach English quickly and
thoroughly. This award-winning program is designed to accelerate the
learning process and get you speaking English right away!

• Individual progress tracking
• Advanced speech recognition
• Simulated conversation
• Talking Dictionary
• Extensive vocabulary and grammar tools.

IT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER, It will help you to :

# Quickly Improve Your Pronunciation : A powerful speech recognition
program evaluates your accent and compares your pronunciation with a native

# Track Your Progress : Brush up on existing skills or go through the
entire curriculum to achieve mastery in speech and grammar. The student
progress chart automatically tracks your progress and achievements.

# Polish Your Converstaion Skills : Practice speaking by responding to
interactive video lessons of real-world situations.

It has 2 Courses desgined for different learning levels.

Beginning Course
Learn the basics with this comprehensive first step
• Alphabet
• Pronunciation
• Numbers
• Days of the week
• Greetings and Introductions
• Getting Acquainted

Intermediate Course
Progress to common terms and everyday expressions
• Making friends
• Getting Information
• Getting Directions
• Making Phone Calls
• Changing Money
• Lodging

How to 0rder?
Price of the CD-ROM is Rs.315/- only – includes Postage & Delivery.
To order kindly reply to this Email & Provide your name address and contact
number. We shall deliver the CD by VPP. Postman will come deliver the CD
collect the payment.

Important Ordering Notes:
– Always give a delivery address where someone will be available all the
time, the postman might come anytime during office hours.
– Please forward this mail to your friends & colleagues whom you think may
benefit from this CD. -1268784554

If not interested reply with ‘not interested’ in the subject line.

Hehehe… “not interested”!

By the way, 315 Rs is less than USD $7.

Written by Sohail Mirza

April 20, 2007 at 8:21 pm

Posted in General

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  1. Learn to speak English today for Just Rs.315/-
    With – English ESSENTIALS – 2CD Set
    detail and how to purchase this book pl,mail it


    May 14, 2007 at 1:18 am

  2. Please, no soliciting on the blog. 🙂

    Sohail Mirza

    May 14, 2007 at 6:20 pm

  3. Please let me know, how to order these 2 CD’S


    November 13, 2007 at 11:37 pm

  4. Perhaps the humour of this is lost in translation. 🙂

    Please do not ask me how to get these CDs! I took the English CD advertisement from a spam email. The entire offering is likely a scam or farce.

    To prevent further inquiries, I am locking comments on this post.

    Sohail Mirza

    November 14, 2007 at 9:18 am

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